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bags are packed and im almost out the door, but not before i predict what i think is in store.

On the next episode we find out that what widmore has in the cabin room is neither desmond or penny but is in fact sun and jins child. widmore is trying to use the kid to get sun and jin to be on his side. sun is pissed, jin says, hey lets just make another baby, wha chicka wha wha. there will be a lot of guessing as to who the proper kwon is but it wont be revealed yet but widmore is looking more and more like an agent of the man in black and we havent seen the last of the asian sensations. meanwhile locke and jacob are going to touch dicks. first one to commit a boner loses the island.

Episode after that we find out desmond has traveled back in time and is the father of jacob and smokey the bear. no actually he died when ben shot him before going back to the island. sorry, but the present world is a terrible place, thats why everyones here and fighting the rain cloud, so that in the parallel world desmond is the captain of a world cup boat racing team and looks incredibly handsome with the wind through his hair and penny is there and she just glows and their son charlie is a musical vituoso. if only he and david sheppard could meet and start a rock band...

...jin and suns daughter will play keys, aaron will sing and theyll call themselves The Magnetic Fields and sing songs about heart break and the lower east side.

EVERYONE LOVES HUGO!
hurley gets to play santa claus and dole out powers to all the good guys who are about to start the big battle:
Jack gains the ability to heal everyone he touches but also dish out the pain with his fists of fury.
Frank grows wings and can now fly. Drunk.
Ben can morph into any animal and gain their abilities.
Illiana gets a sword that can bend time and stab you in the back when you thought it was coming straight at you. But she will never use it, or be important at all.
Richard can freeze people in place like Prof. X
And Sun and Jin learn that they can go super sayan and then merge into Jinswon.

That or a bunch of ghosts are going to show up and tell a lot of stories to distract hurley while they drink all of his ecto cooler.

Who's the last recruit going to be? Why its daniel faraday! jacob says "what? i didnt pick you, what are you doing here?" DF "you didnt pick me, but i picked you. i know its been a long time but remember, youre just a man. a man i picked to be the first person to watch over this mini universe i created. oh and the smoke monster, hes just the living representation of the evil thoughts and plans i could have to use my mastery of the physical world and control everything. but im a scientist, i like to observe, not control. Thats why Im having there be 3 more episodes to play out even though I just wrapped up everything."

Then ill be back in time to see Jack become the candidate we always knew he would be. And sawyer and ben are going to die saving the island. and hugo is going to become the island.

Now its time for me to fly in a plane over the south pacific. Heres hoping it crashes on an island. See you in another life brother[s and sisters].

Love,
James

Newhart

The final episode ends with all the remaining Losties getting on a plane to leave the island. Suddenly the smoke monster comes streaming in through all of the vents, filling the cabin and the screen goes black.

Then a light is turned on, and viewers see Charlie Salinger in bed, saying, "Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had." Kirsten (Paula Devicq, Charlie's wife from Party of Five) turns on the light and rolls over to speak with him. The bedroom is a recreation from Party of Five, and — in a parody of a 1980s television vogue — the entire Lost series (and presumably Jack Shephard's entire existence) is revealed to have been nothing more than a dream in the mind of Matthew Fox's 1990s character. Charlie tells Kirsten that in the dream, he lived in a weird uncharted island surrounded by strange people: a beautiful escaped convict, an angry con man, a crippled hunter, a heroin-addicted rock star, and a group of Others trying to kill them all and prevent them from getting off the island.

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The Beatles

Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Penny is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Penny - girl I like your face
And Penny says this as she takes him by the hand

Obladi oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on
Obladi Oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolly to the jewellers stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Penny waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing

In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume

Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Penny stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume
Happy ever after in the market place
Penny lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band

And if you want some fun - take Obladiblada.

science

Jacob is telling Jack everything.

And I mean everything.

Jack is crying a lot, but not enough to explain the amount of water starting to pour down onto Jacob. Jacob: "That's strange, it isn't time to rain yet..."

A massive tsunami engulfs the entire island. The Black Rock? Washed away. Mikhail's cows? Swimming for their lives. Hurley is surfing on one of the wings of Yemi's plane. The cold water wakes Nikki and Paulo up. They start fighting about diamonds. Come on guys, this isn't the time or the place. The island starts rapidly/randomly moving through time. The times get all mixed up. Mr. Eko is fighting a young Charles Widmore. That's how messed up everything is. The last flash leaves our Losties trying to stay afloat when they look up and see the STATUE. But this is not the statue they have seen before. It is a statue of Daniel Faraday.

Jack: "Oh, Faraday's here?"

We zoom out to a wide shot of all the characters who have ever been on lost swimming. From Dave to Charlie to DJ Qualls to Ms. Klugh.

We zoom out wider to see the entire island. Mostly covered in water. Frank Lapidus is in a helicopter hovering above the carnage. "If I wanted to take a bath I would have grabbed my rubber ducky."

We zoom out wider still. We can now see a giant hand coming down and covering the entire island and the ocean surrounding it. Only it isn't a giant hand. It is a normal sized hand.

Zoom out one more time and Daniel Faraday is picking up a petri dish. "Another failed island experiment......Or was it?" He looks into the camera.

L O S T

Oh man, you guys are not going to BELIEVE the way this show ends. I never saw it coming. Okay. Okay.
So.

It is the jungle. So many guns. One of them goes off, totally on it's own, and hits Juliet in the forehead - but she doesn't die. Is Juliet immortal?

Suddenly, we are in the past - or are we? In any case, Desmond, Ben and Jin are playing miniature golf in Florida right outside University of Tampa campus. Neither Ben nor Desmond know it, but Jin is cheating. Ben and Desmond cannot believe she is so good at mini golf, and they both say "I thought WE were the ones who where supposed to be good at putting stuff in holes, right!?!?" Then they kiss.

Flash forward (or back) to Juliet. Her head is bleeding a lot, but she doesn't seem to mind. In fact, she cuts it off and puts on one of the heads she has hanging from her belt loop - Jin's head, in fact. It is a perfect fit. Juliet sees a figure in the distance - Richard Albert? yup. He and Frank Lapidus are walking toward her carrying a LOT of lion meat - what are they doing so far from the laboratory? Who knows, but thank god they are here, she is very hungry. Little does she know, they are, too. Juliet eats a lot of the lion meat without saying thank you, then Frank cuts off her hands and feeds them to Richard. Juliet says "why!?" through Jin's mouth, and dies this time. Richard says "it was your fate."

All of a sudden, it is the past for sure now. Sayid and Jack are cutting gym class so they can play gin rumy and take shots under the bleachers of the football field. They are children. Sayid says "I am moving away", and Jack says "Fuck you, you are my best friend." They don't kiss, but they want to, but not in a gay way. Sayid says "Forgive me". Then he punches Jack in the face and tries to run away, but he runs right into Rose, who followed them out there to see if she could nab some of that tasty drink. She saw what happened and is going to tell on Sayid. He promises never to punch Jack in the face again. Jack, meanwhile, stuffed a lot of thistles down Sayid's pants, so when he sits down, ouch! Jack runs away and finds Ana Lucia so they can make out at the lockers.

Flash forward to Ana Lucia making out with Walt. So many guns. One goes off and hits a tree next to Walt, he pretends to be wounded, Ana Lucia starts to cry and panic and while she is flustered, Walt takes a hunting knife and rips out her internal organs. She dies in his arms, and he is crying so much. Jacob walks out from behind a tree and says "Well done." What the fuck, Jacob!?!

Jacob and Walt walk over to the beach and sit down to take in the view post kill. They talk about what kind of men they are. They don't know that Claire and Keamy are behind them. Claire comes over to Jacob and asks him for a cigarette. He laughs and says, are you kidding me? Claire is like, no I am NOT kidding, and lights his hair on fire because she now has magic hands. Keamy just watches and laughs and occasionally kicks some sand in Walt's eyes. Walt is too scared to do anything. Finally, Jacob burns to death, and Walt is forced by Claire to take his body to The Smoke Monster. The Smoke Monster eats Jacob's toasted body, then eats Walt, then eats Keamy, then tries to eat Claire, but she has magic hands until sun down, so she is safe until then.

Whoa, where did Sun come from!? I dunno, but he brought Charlie! They and Claire go banana picking, then they want to find out where they can get some lion meat. Whoa, oh my god, they stumble upon the lion meat and Juliet/Jin. How did this happen? Regardless, they eat the lion meat and try and salvage some of Juliet's clothes s they can make ruck sacks with them. While they are stitching their sacks, Eko and Hurly waltz up and scare them. Those goofballs! What have they been doing all day? Eating fish, of course. But they always have room for some lion meat. Out of nowhere, guns are heard. A bullet goes through Charlie's tummy.

The PAST! Michael and Hurly and Sawyer just finished the LSATs. They hop in the car, give Vincent a pat, and off they go to the gentlemen's club to celebrate! On the way, Michael tells the guys he is getting married. They saw it coming! Shannon is going to be one lucky lady! Cut to, Shannon in her wedding gown. It is the day of the ceremony. Hurly and Sawyer are there- but where is Michael? Making out with Kate in the hallway in front of Shannon's mom. Really good timing, asshole. The wedding is OFF!

We are in the car with Kate as she drives past the five and dime and stops finally at a rusty old out house in middle of nowhere. She walks over and gives it three knocks. A voice says, come iiiinnnn! Daniel Faraday! Oh my god!? It was you all this time!?!?! They kiss.

The jungle! Kate and Mikhail are roping wild boars. Kate smells something familiar. Daniel Faraday walks up behind her and picks her up from the crotch - is he going to toss her or something? No, they just always had this joke; whoa, Kate is so light that Daniel can pick her up by the crotch, and Daniel is so strong, whoa, they are a couple - that is from the past, but you can see it in their eyes. They want to kiss, but Mikhail needs help, this one wild boar is really hard to rope. Daniel says he will be back after dusk after he has killed Claire. Kate asks, where is Jack? Daniel says - forget about him, he has beans for brains.

Sawyer and Bernard are being very still. They see what they believe is a horrible supernatural thing happening. Basically, Locke and Boone have met up, eaten sandwiches, played a game of chess, and are now trying to merge their bodies together to create one person. They finally do, and that person is Boone-Locke. Boone-Locke looks up and sees Sawyer and Bernard. Hello, gentlemen, he says. Sawyer is like, WHY did you DO this!?!? Now we will NEVER know what we were supposed to individually do with our lives, because you guys fucking merged yourselves! Boone-Locke says, Exactly - you are not supposed to know.

ALL OF A SUDDEN DANIEL FARADAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO JACK AND HE IS RIPPING OUT JACK'S EYES AND THEN JACK IS RIPPING OFF DANIEL FARADAY'S JAW! THE SMOKE MONSTER MAKES THE SUN GO DOWN EARLY AND RIPS UP CLAIRES BODY, INFECTS IT WITH POISON, AND MAKES EVERY EAT IT. SAWYER, BOONE-LOCKE, KATE AND JAW-LESS DANIEL FARADAY SURVIVE. SAWYER LOOKS AT KATE AND PUNCHES HER TUMMY, SHE DIES OF INTERNAL BLEEDING - HE JUST DID IT BECAUSE HE WAS SO FED UP WITH HER. DANIEL FARADAY GIVES HIS LOWER JAW TO BOONE-LOCKE. SAWYER WALKS INTO THE OCEAN AND NEVER COMES BACK, HE DEFINITELY DROWNS. BOONE-LOCKE LOOK AT THE SMOKE MONSTER AND THE SMOKE MONSTER TELLS BOONE-LOCKE THAT IT IS ACTUALLY EVERYONE'S DEAD CHILDHOOD SOUL COMING BACK TO REPRIMAND THEM FOR FUCKING UP ALL OF THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS. it lets boone-locke go, because it doesn't care about merged folk.

Boone-Locke makes a run for it and get in a helicopter he sees. The helicopter crashes on another island. Whaaaat?...

The End.

TIME

"Land ho!" yells Magnus Hanso from the deck of the Black Rock. The poop deck, that is. "Richard, my trustworthy first mate, what shall we name this island?"

"How about Captain Richard Alpert's awesome island?" replies Richard Alpert as he stabs Magnus Hanso. "You'll never get away with this, Alpert."

"Oh but I already have. I am your captain now!"

Suddenly the Black Rock begins to shake and come alive. Chains grab Richard Alpert and the ship launches into the air. Landing on the island. Everyone is dead except Richard.

"Why did this happen to me?" Richard questions his life and tries to escape the chains to no avail. Just as he has run out of strength, Vincent the dog runs out of the jungle.

"The dog. Go get help, boy. Go get him."

"Bark bark bark." Vincent runs off into the jungle leaving Richard alone for an extended period of time. Hours? Days? Years? Who knows?

Richard has a beard now from being tied up for so long. "Time is my enemy and I must tame it." He hears someone in the jungle. "Hello? Are you him?" "Aye, brotha." Says Desmond Hume as he emerges from the jungle. "I hear you've got a little problem with time, brotha."

"Yes, can you help me?"

"Aye."

Desmond explains everything. "Jacob is actually Father Time. A physical manifestation of the concept of linear time. We must destroy him once and for all to free ourselfs from this cage of temporal entropy."

"But Jacob is already dead. How can we destroy him any more than that?"

"Jacob is only dead in this reality. We must destroy him on a quantum level."

Desmond, Richard, and Vincent then spend 6 more seasons jumping into different parallel universes. It's awesome.

Previously on Locke

The guy who does the "Previously on Lost" voice is sitting around at a party in the dorms. Everyone's real stoned and keeps trying to get him to do the voice. He's all high and shit going like "I don't do that voice for under 2 grand a day y'all!" And they keep on pestering him until he finally does it.

"Previously on LOST."

The place goes apeshit. Two kids doing a keg stand do an upside down spit take just as the RA walks in. A non-traditional student, the RA looks just like John Locke!

"Holy shit!" someone says "It's Locke."

"Locke, you mean like from Lost?"

"Yeah dude!" Says Hurley.

"No, I just look like that actor. And you guys are being way too loud."

"It's this guy's fault dude." Says Hurley, pointing to the narrator guy.

The narrator gets this "oh shit" look on his face as the RA who looks like Locke grabs him by the shirt and drags him out of the dorm building.

The next morning we see the narrator's eye open. He is surrounded by party litter just outside the dorm building. Having little recollection of the night before or how he got there, he realizes that he is hopelessly...

LOST.

na'veen andrews

POST MODERN

Hurley, Sawyer, Miles, and Desmond are cruising around the island in a Dharma van listening to a mixtape featuring the following tracklist:

1. "You All Everybody" - Driveshaft
2. "Make Your Own Kind of Music" - Mama Cass
3. "Downtown" - Petula Clark
4. "Wonderwall" - Oasis
5. "Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-n-Effect
6. "Carrie Anne" - The Hollies
7. "Good Vibrations" - The Beach Boys
8. "Search & Destroy" - The Stooges
9. "Catch a Falling Star" - Perry Como

Sawyer and Desmond are drunk in the back on Dharma Rum. Sawyer from the back of the van yells out "Hey, John Cusack, this mixtape ain't half bad." Hurley is really stoned and says "Thanks man, I made it for Libby." Miles is driving. Miles turns to Hurley and asks "So what do we do now that this whole Jacob thing is finally over?" "I dunno, dude. But I'm pretty stoked we found that blast door map. And even more stoked that every time it said 'Cerberus' it actually meant 'Cannabis'. Far out, right?" Miles says "Yeah totally, hey pass that over here."

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurley says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it, brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurley says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it, brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurely says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON.

The Stars

A helicopter flies over the island. The helicopter radio is playing "Downtown." We see the pilot crying, it is Frank Lupidus.

As Frank weeps, he lands his helicopter in the hole where the hatch used to be and descends into a secret lair.

Lupidus exits the helipcopter. He steps out into a control center filled with televisions and large blinking buttons. The countdown clock says 108. Frank walks toward the clock, wiping the tears from his eyes.

A man with white hair stops him. "Listening to that song again, huh Frank?" As the man turns around, we see it's Charles Widmore.

"Yeah, Charlie. Get's me everytime." says Lupidus.

"You should let silly things like that get to you, I never do" Charles replies.

"I know. It will all be over soon."

Lupidus stands under the countdown clock, looking up. "Only 108 minutes," he says to himself. "I can fly from LAX to SFO in less time than that."

Christian Shepard appears, he's dragging a cannon behind him.

"The cannons are waiting to be loaded. Bring out the artillery!"

Charles Widmore brings out Sayid, Kate, Shannon, Boone, Charlie, Claire, Mr. Eko, Nikki, Paulo, Daniel, Miles, Charlotte, Jack, Sawyer, Hurley, Jin and Sun.

"It's time we showed our true faces." Charles, Lupidus and Christian all take off their races revealing their true alien-creature selves. They have horrifyingly ugly faces comprised of labrador retriever noses, beady bird eyes and malnourished baby cheeks.

"What are you?!" Screams Jack as he tries to break free from his chains.

"We are aliens from another planet, responsible for creating the universe. We brought you here to help us."

"Help you do what?"

"Finish the sky."

One by one the LOSTies are stuffed in the cannon and shot into the sky. Sun and Jin request that they are shot into the sky together. Charles Widmore, and his labrador retriever nose, oblidges.

After all the LOSTies are gone, Charles Widmore, Frank Lupidus and Christian Shepard stand around and furiously shake each other's hands. "Congratulations comrades. We've finished Earth and boy, does it look beautiful." The three of them look up into the sky to see a new constellation beaming in the night sky. The stars spell out

LOST

The Happy Ending

The Smoke Monster turns into thousands of Medusa Spiders and starts killing everyone on the island. The first to go is Jack, then Kate, then Sawyer. Ghost Jacob, Ghost Michael, Ghost Charlie, Ghost Shannon, Ghost Libby, Ghost Ana Lucia, Ghost Eko, Ghost Locke, Ghost Tom, and Ghost Alex are powerless and can do nothing to stop this massacre.
In another part of the Jungle, Sayid is having a one on one fight with Ben.

Sayid says "You made me what I am, you made me this monster!"

Ben says "How ironic!"

And they keep fighting. The volcano has errupted. Bloodshed. Hurley jumps from the lighthouse tower, as Medusa spiders crawl up the shaft just so he does not have to die in such a painful way.

Sitting alone in a prison on Hyrdra Island, Desmond is crying in his cell.

Well this is it he says as he opens up a bottle of MacCutcheon whiskey. He grabs "Our Mutual Friend" and begins to read it; looking at the photograph of he and Penny.

Except it's not Penny. It is a photo of Daniel Farraday. From the future.

It's not just a photo; it's a hologram.

"Desmond" Farraday says.

"Aye, brotha."

"Only now do you realize you're importance. Do you remember when I said the rules don't apply to you? When I said you were special"

"Aye Brotha."

"Well I think it's time to break the rules now. You are the fail safe. You are the island."

The hologram burns up and disappears. A look of profound understanding appears on Desmond's face.

He stands up.

"I love you PENNAY!" he says.

He closes his eyes, and time moves backwards behind him. Desmond moves to the beginning of time, where he meets The Smoke Monster as a child.

Desmond says "Why are you doing this brotha."

The Smoke Monster says "Because I have to... It's all part of the game."

Desmond stares at him.

"Life is not a game brother. Until you realize that you'll always be Lost."

The Smoke Monster opens his mouth, and all of this smoke just starts pouring out of his mouth. In the smoke appear the faces of all the men and women he'll kill. Vincent runs up and The Smoke Monster pets him.

Desmond says "Hey that's vincent, what is he doing here?"

The Smoke Monster says "That's not vincent; it is my Dog, Jacob. Thank you my friend. Thank you for finding me."

Desmond says "If you stay true to your heart, you'll never get Lost."

Desmond closes his eyes and returns to the present.

No one is dead. Instead A dharma plane flies overhead and drops a large shipment of food off.

Hurley says "Dude. Let's party!"

Everyone on the island gets ready for the party. Jack intensely cooks up some burgers. Kate comes up to him and kisses him, and their son David smiles at how cool his parents are. Dogen gets to have another catch with his son. Lennon and Hurley's dad are smoking pot with Rose and Bernard.
Ben and Rousseau have a picnic, and Alex talks to them about her sex life with Karl. Ben doesn't want to hear any of it.
Aaron is returned to Claire, by Charlie and they kiss. Charlie gets down on one knee and says "Claire will you marry me?"
He puts the drive shaft ring on her finger.
Illana and Frank Lapedus seem to be hitting it off.
Hurley and Libby are making out on the beach. Dave comes up to bother them, and Hurley's like "Dude a little privacy!" Libby looks scarred. "What is it" Hurley asks. "That's my husband" she says. "But he was a jerk anyway." Dave disappears.
Michael and Walt play a game of backgammon. Ana Lucia walks over, and gives Michael a hug.
Eko is reunited with his brother.
Boone and Shannon are arguing about something, but then they realized that they still will always love each other. The island folk seem okay with it.
And Sayid ends up with Naomi.
Charlotte and Farraday have a moment.
Miles reunites with Pierre Chang.
Phil and Radsinski reveal that they're gay.
Mikhail comes and brings a little eye patch that he puts over Aaron's eye. He and Claire and Charlie all laugh about it.
Desmond and Penny are alright too, and they seem to be quite content.
Sawyer though stands alone on the island, looking at all the joy people are having; still cold and still better.
"So this is it? Go figure..."

"At least I still got your back"

Sawyer turns around; it is Juliet, more beautiful than ever.

They kiss and it's all perfect.

There is a final shot of everyone partying, and in the sky are three ghosts. One is Jacob. The Second is The Smoke Monster. And in between the two is John Locke who smiles with an orange peel in his mouth.

LOST.

Circle.

The war for the island is in full swing.

Locke Monster (to Claire): Do it Claire!

Claire nods, and looks at Charlie's Drive Shaft ring. She kisses it and then inserts it into a Charlie's-Drive-Shaft-ring shaped hole, and turns it. The ground starts to rumble.

Locke Monster (to all): It's happening!
Sawyer: What's happening?
Locke Monster: This island is a volcano, James. And it's going to erupt.
Hurley: Aw crap, dude!
Sawyer: Volcano?!?
Locke Monster: Yes, James. I'm afraid this was my plan the whole time. To detonate this volcano and kill every man, woman, child, and polar bear on this island.
Sawyer: You son of a bitch!
Lapidus (to Vincent): Come with me.
Vincent: Ok, Frank.

Frank Lapidus rides Vincent to the Black Rock, where they gather up all the remaining dynamite. They quickly plant the sticks in a line from the base of the volcano to the ocean. Hiding behind a bush, Lapidus turns to Vincent.

Lapidus: You might want to clear out. Those ain't your granddaddy's firecrackers we just planted.

Close-up on Vincent's face as his paws cover his eyes.

Lapidus: Suit yourself. Here goes nothin'.

Lapidus detonates the dynamite, and the resulting explosions create a canal-like channel cut into the earth

Back at the fight, everybody watches as lava explodes out of the volcano top. Theres a 180-degree shot of Locke Monster as he watches it, smiling.

Sawyer, Jin, Hurley, Bernard, and Jack to Kate, Sun, A Bag of Chips, Rose, and Sarah, respectively: I guess we ain't got much time. I just want to say...

Miles: Wait! Something's happening!

The lava from the volcano enters Lapidus's canal, and it all flows right out into the ocean. Everyone is happy, except for Locke Monster. As ash from the volcano rains down on everyone, their faces all turn grey.

Aaron (to Shannon): Look at their faces - they're all the same!

Shannon looks around and realizes that he's right. Good, bad, black, white - everyone's face is the same grey ash color now. They're really not so different after all. Suddenly a fog horn blasts from offshore.

Jack: A boat! Let's get rescued!
Ben: No, wait!
All: Here we go again!

Suddenly Charlie appears next to Hurley.

Charlie: It's ok, mate. That IS Penny's boat.

Suddenly a hot air balloon descends onto the beach carrying Desmond, Penny, and Walt.

Desmond: Come on, brothers!

Locke Monster is stuck on the island because Iliana makes a trap by lining the entire shore of the island with the volcano's ash, so he turns into smoke and flies away.

Hurley's Dad (to camera): And I thought I smoked a lot!

Ben: Wait! There's one thing we have to do first!

They all go to the graveyard and dig up Nikki and Paulo. Dragging their rotting corpses to the caves, they lay them down next to one another. They all board the hot air balloon and are finally rescued. While ascending, Desmond says that there's too much weight; one of the 20 or so people will have to get out. Jack tells Sarah that he's sorry and jumps out and lands in the jungle, blacking out. When he wakes, he looks up to see trees and is confused. Vincent enters from the jungle and runs by him. Confused, Jack walks out onto the beach.... WHERE THE WRECKAGE OF OCEANIC FLIGHT 815 AND ITS SURVIVORS ARE, WAITING FOR HIM TO SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOST!!!!!

FINAL TWO HOURS OF LOST REVEALED!

The whole show is about Sawyer. The Series Finale will be called "DISPATCH" and will be about Sawyer trying to find the last DHARMA station. SPOILER ALERT: he finds it. The first hour will end with him opening the door and saying "You!" The following video reveals who is inside this last hatch, and includes some clips of the final hour of LOST. ONLY WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FINAL HOUR OF LOST!!!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1pf9q6Zoi0

PS - Also revealed on this episode: Sawyer was in the Navy.

LOST.

Episode #:END

Jack, Sawyer, Kate and Hurley sit on the beach in front of a burning island- a temple smoldering behind them. There is a buzzing growing louder and louder. They all look to eachother in confusion and fear

"Whaaddya think that is?" Hurley says scared.

"What am I Professor Plum, cause I ain't got no clue." Sawyer says.

"I don't know, Hurley, whatever it is, it's headed this way." Jack looks around for answers.

Their heads turn to the source over the starry endless bounds of the South Pacific. A small seaplane appears, blinking lights on both wing tips, it's coming down for a landing.

"Oh my God! Finally!" Kate says, pulling both Sawyer and Jack up to a standing position. They all wave frantically, a light shines on them. Hurley jumps up for joy and bear hugs the lot of them.

The plane lands skimming the water just off shore. The gang jumps into to water meeting it. Not caring, Not worrying because really, what else could happen to them. The Door opens. Frank Lapidus is behind it smiling back, knowing, looking off into the distance maybe with an inquisitive sexy look like he just handed destiny an orgasm. He lifts Jack, Kate and Sawyer into the plane. Then with one hand and not even a slight bend of knees, he lifts Hurley clean out of the water.

"Goddamnit, you guys, I got some explaining to do to some TWINS but I figured I had to save a few friends' butts though."

"Dude we thought you died!" Hurley says.

"What are you? On high drugs? I'm the goddamn legend your parents told you to be warned about." He smiles again, "And I'll buy those drugs if you have them."

Lapidus gets behind the control deck and they take off smooth

"Shouldn't you worry about following Faraday's coordinates out? You know, so we don't get nosebleeds and die?" Jack asks.

"Did we leave the beach?" Lapidus asks him back.

"I'm Sorry?" Jack is Confused.

"Did we leave the beach?" He repeats.

"Uh Yeah."

"Then get the fucking sand out."

The flight goes great. Hurley is complaining about water in his ears, and Lapidus flys the plane while talking to Kate about surviving the largest recorded orgy. And maybe at one time calls Jack a pansy ass. Unfortunately, Hurley decides hopping up and down is the best way to get water out of his ears. This causes the plane to go out of control and nearly killing the four friends in ANOTHR crash.

Upon what looks to be their final moments of life, Jack reveals he cheated in that "Contest" with Sawyer, and Kate tells Jack "I've always...", but Lapidus manages to steady the plane before she finishes. They make an emergency landing in the small town of Latham, Massachusetts.

While killing time in Latham, waiting for the plane to be repaired, they witness an overweight man getting carjacked at gunpoint. Instead of helping him, Sawyer cracks jokes about his size while Hurley films it all on his camcorder, then they proceed to walk away. The victim notices this and tells the reporting officer, Ana Lucia's Sister, Hanna Lupita. The four main characters are then taken into custody for violating a duty to rescue that requires bystanders to help out in such a situation. Because this is the first case implementing this law, the prosecutor wants to find out everything he can on Jack, Sawyer, Kate and Hurley in order to win.

A lengthy trial ensues, bringing back many characters from past episodes as character witnesses testifying against the group for their "selfish" acts from throughout the series who many thought were dead. Carl, Walt, Artz, Mrs. Faraday, Clementine and a Nigerian Drug Lord. The overweight man who was carjacked, and several others are called to the witness stand, among many more enemies and acquaintances.

Their attorney mounts the defense that the witnesses are only exaggerating to settle scores with the four and that the four did not want to get shot by the criminal; even Hurley's mother tries to get them released by offering to have sex with the judge. The four are found guilty, and sentenced to one year by Judge Charles Widmore.

In the final scene before the credits, the four main characters sit in a jail cell - strangely unfazed by what has just happened to them, still concerned mostly with the fate that has always preoccupied them. Jack begins a conversation about Kate's shirt buttons, using lines from the first episode ("Well, fear's sort of an odd thing."). Kate then wonders if they have had that conversation before.

Phenom

Everyone is dead.

Everyone except Jack and Locke.

"Are you ready to believe yet, Jack?"

"Believe what, John? You just murdered everyone on this island."

"Did I, Jack?"

Jack charges toward Locke with the most rage ever when suddenly everything is pitch black.

Gong.

"What are you doing, Locke?! What is this?!"

"This is not my doing, Jack. I'm just as scared as you are."

Gong.

The island lights back up and WWE Superstar The Undertaker is standing between Jack and Locke.

"For too long I have watched you two battle for the souls of the innocent. Now it is time for you both to rest. in. peace."

LOST

"Hello yourself, bossman."

The mystical bird from Season 2's finale comes out and craps gold all over everyone, preserving them all forever on the island.

Then Jack looks into the camera and says "I'm intense."

The Dharma Initiative

There is a wormhole on the island. The wormhole was created by Vincent ingesting the Smoke Monster, and Jacob ingesting Vincent. The wormhole is sucking everything and everyone on the island through it, and Locke beleives that if they travel through the wormhole, they will finally understand what the island is.
On the other hand Jack thinks that flying through the wormhole will do something catostrophic.

Locke says to Jack, "Sometimes you just have to be a man of faith"

Jack says "John"

Locke says "Yeah Jack"

Jack says "I'm a beleiver"

Locke says "I knew you had what it takes"

Jack is getting intense now. With Locke they lead the whole camp to get on Ajira 316, which Lapidus has safely rebuilt.

One by one everyone starts to get on the plane. As the wormhole begins to close, Frank gets Ajira 316 (now a plane helicopter hybrid) in the air.

Later, Frank Lapidus is circling around the island in Ajira 316. A rope ladder hangs down from the chopper and one by one Desmond, Hurley, Aaron, Richard, Miles, and Arzt are trying to climb the ladder. They are the last people to get on the ladder. Right as Desmond reaches the top of the ladder, the wormhole closes, leaving these 6 characters on the island, at the very beginning of time.

Jacob comes out and says "You should have taken more initiative."

A light bulb collectively goes off in all their heads, and they form the Dharma Initiative.

Through the wormhole, the plane copter is traveling through the space time continuum. They come out the other side, and a look of awe spreads on the faces of all those in the cockpit.

"What the hell is this" Lapidus says.

"I think we took a wrong turn" Kate says.

Ben walks into the cockpit.

He says "Guys I think we're

LOST

1 Wedding and a Tornado

In the alternate timeline, Jack and Kate are getting married. Mr. Eko, who is officiating the marriage asks if anyone objects to the union. The door of the church swings open. "I do!" A thunderous gasp comes over the wedding party as they turn to see another Jack.

"Who let this sodding lunatic in here?" Charlie asks as he gets up from the organ. Just then the roof tears open. It is a giant John Locke. "I did!" yells Locke as smoke pours out of his mouth. The smoke engulfs the entire church, sweeping the entire wedding into a tornado of memories.

The tornado tears through the entire country. Stopping finally on the beach in LA. "Why did it stop?" Kate asks. "It must see something." Says Jack (the REAL Jack).

"Yeah, me!" it is Sawyer on the beach with a shotgun. "And I ain't alone either!" A helicopter flown by Frank Lapidus then lands on the beach. Sayid, Desmond, and Daniel Faraday leap out with flamethrowers. They subdue the smoke monster and it reverts to it's true form: Walt.

Walt gets up and addresses our heroes. "Thank you all. For trapped within that beast, I was forever

LOST."

The Series

Close Up: Jack's eye. It opens.
As the camera pulls back we see he is confused, lying in a field of grass. The audio track is muffled but the sound of waves crashing on the beach can just barely be made out.
The camera pulls back further. The sound of waves morphs into the sound of a crowd cheering. Pull back further. Jack is wearing an old fashioned Boston Red Sox uniform. Pull back even further. He is lying in center field in Fenway Park.
Cut to: Extreme Wide Shot. Fenway Park. Game 7 of the 1926 World Series. The Boston Red Sox vs The New York Giants.

As Jack tries to get his bearings the crack of a bat is heard off screen.
"Jack!" Sayid yells from right field.
Jack suddenly realizes where he is. He looks up and sees the ball screeching towards him. He knows what he has to do. He has to act, and act fast. But when Jack turns to run he is frozen in place. He is paralyzed... with fear.
But remembering the advice his father gave him Jack begins to count.

"One."
Jack sees James Ford, the League MVP and the man who has just knocked the stitching off of the ball, rounding first.
"It's a long fly ball deep to center field." It's Jacob in the announcer's booth, calling the game with the MIB.

"Two."
Jack sees the scoreboard. Ninth inning. One out. Red Sox:1 Giants: 0.
"It looks like the other shoe is about to drop in the form of a home run from Ford." The MIB calls it like he sees it.

"Three."
Jack sees Bernard, the manager of the Red Sox watching with bated breath as the drama unfolds.
"Come on, Jack. I know you can do this." Daniel Faraday, beat writer for the Boston Globe, watching from the stands whispers to himself.

"Four"
Jack sees John Locke, manager of the Giants, and Ben Linus, the third base coach, waving Ford towards home.
"Dude..." In the owners box, Hurley, owner of the Boston Red Sox and Spike's Junkyard Dogs, looks on worriedly.

But before he can count Five Jack freezes again. Does he have what it takes? He looks out in the stands and sees Kate Austen, his wife.
"Run, Jack! Run!"
Jack snaps out of it, a grin forming on his face.
"Five." he says and takes off.

With the quickness of a gazelle, Jack sprints toward the warning track and leaps. Reaching out his glove at just the right moment and to just the right place, Jack feels the ball smack into the webbing of his glove. There will be no homerun this inning for the New York Giants.

Needless to say, the crowd goes wild.

As the rest of the Red Sox rush towards Jack in the outfield he looks out to the bleachers towards his wife.
From the stands Kate says. "I love you Jack Shephard."
"I love you too Kate. I love you because we're married."
But the happy couple are interrupted as Jack is overtaken by his teammates.

The celebration that ensues is complete with champagne, confetti, and the crowd rushing the field. But before Jack can join the party he feels a hand on his shoulder.
"Way to go tonight, champ."
Jack turns around and sees his father, Christian Shephard.

The following conversation will play over the final montage...

The Red Sox at a train platform boarding a steam engine train.
"Son. I have always been proud of you. All those times that I pushed you to practice. I did that because I knew you had what it takes."

Jack staring wistfully out of his window watching the landscape pass.
"There was never any doubt in my mind. I knew that if you just had someone to keep you on the right track you could achieve anything."

The Red Sox arriving at the white House for the traditional meeting with the President of the United States. It's Walt. The First Black President.
"But I didn't want you to start playing at first. I knew an old ball-player like myself wouldn't be able to handle his son putting on his dad's old mit. But when I looked into your eyes the day you told me you wanted to play, I knew. I knew that you could be the best in the world."

Cut back to Jack and Christian at Fenway.
"I love you, Jack. I love you so much."
"I love you too Dad. I always will."
The two men embrace.
Cut to: street corner as bundle of newspapers is thrown into frame. Gradual Zoom In.
"But we really did it, didn't we?" Jack says.
Zoom In further to see headline "Red Sox Win World Series" w/ team photo underneath.
"All those years of hard work and we finally did it."
Zoom In further to team photo showing Jack with his arm around Babe Ruth, both wearing Red Sox uniforms.
"After all these years we finally..."
Smash Cut to final title card: "WON"

Animality

Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Sun, Jin, Desmond, Charlie, Boone, Shannon, Michael, Walt, Ana Lucia, Locke, Ben, Tom, Juliet, Rose, Bernard, Pierre Chang, Miles, Farraday, and Penny stand before Jacob. Jacob asks if these people are really ready to know why they were brought to the island.
Sawyer says "Well hell, Jake, I was born ready"

Jacob explains that each person brought to the island has the spirit of an animal within. Jack is the lion, Kate the horse, Sawyer the Wild Boar, and so on and so forth...
Jacob reveals that he is the dog and morphs into Vincent. Jacob teaches these characters how to harness their animal powers, before the Smoke Monster eats the entire island (causing time to unravel).

In the final moments, all the animals use their powers to turn into a combination of all the animals. This mythic creature is swiftly defeated by the Smoke Monster.

Commercial Break...

Back from Commercial all of the animals lay dead on the island, and Jacob cries over their bodies. His tears bring the animals back to life, and as he pets Kate, the Smoke Monster shows up as Mr. Eko.

Mr. Eko says "It looks like my loophole didn't work."

Jacob stabs out his own eyes and says "Justice is blind."

Mr. Eko says nothing, he just starts to cry.

Jacob says "This was all a game, and it looks like you've...

LOST.

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Voltron

Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Sun, and Sayid finally have a meeting with Jacob. He tells them he did in fact bring them to the island for a reason. "Have you ever wondered why there is only a foot to this statue?", he asks.

"I have hidden the other pieces to the statue at different spots on the island. I need you to split up and each find your piece of the statue. These pieces will then activate their location beacons and the cockpits should open up. Pilot these parts together to form Tawaret."

"And how are we supposed to know how to pilot these crafts?" questioned Sayid. "Don't worry, you'll remember. Once Tawaret is formed you will fight and surely defeat what you have come to call the Smoke Monster. Leave quickly. The volcano is about to erupt."

Tawaret and the Smoke Monster fight over the mouth of the erupting volcano. After an awesome fight, Tawaret wins.

LOST.