Friday, May 14, 2010

LOST in Translation

Jack and Sawyer and Hurley are facing the Smoke Monster.

The Smoke Monster says "Nothing can defeat me, not even the light."

"I know how to defeat you" says Manny Psihountas from the trees. In steps Manny, the character who knows all the answers.

"Gentlemen," he says, "Did you know all you had to do to kill the Smoke Monster was wish that he did not exist. The Island will listen to you."

So they wish it so, and its cool. Then Sawyer and Jack both wish Kate was fucking them so she appears but like two of her to go home with each of them. Hurley wishes that in the past the Dharma Initiative dropped food on the island, and they do, explaining the biggest mystery of LOST!

Manny says "Well my work here is done!" and everyone is like "Cool Thanks, how do we get off this rock?"

Manny says "I guess the only way to realize that you've been found is to realize that you were never Lost."

Jack contemplates this.

"Hey what's your name anyway, dude" Hurley says.

Manny opens his mouth to speak...

LOST

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