The Man in Black is successful. Widmore is dead, Claire is dead, Ben is Dead, Desmond is dead, Charlie comes back but is dead again; pretty much they're all dead. Except for the following...
Sayid and Frank Lapedus are the only guys left.
So The Man in Black says
"Alright it's time to go. Let's get on Ajira 316 and leave this place once and for all!"
Frank says "Why do you need to take us? Why can't we just be left alone?"
The Man in Black says "I need to recreate the events of how I got to the island."
The men accept this and they board the plane.
As the plane takes off the island submerges into water. Frank flies the plane and The Man in Black tells him to fly lower.
Frank says "If I fly any lower we might just hit the water"
The Man in Black says "Are you not capable of doing my bidding?"
Frank says "Now I never said that."
The Smoke Monster turns to smoke and flies out of the cockpit toward Sayid's seat. Sayid is calmly staring out of the window.
The Man in Black says "Are you still emotionless?"
Sayid says "Yes"
The Man in Black says "Good, then I need you to do me one last favor..."
"What is it?"
The Man in Black hands Sayid a box cutter.
He says "This is your destiny Sayid."
He turns into smoke, and the smoke fills the plane. The Smoke turns into hundreds of passengers as the plane is full.
Emotional music plays as Sayid looks at everyone on the plane.
Jack is there, with Sarah, and Christian. They look quite content, all wearing Red Sox hats.
Kate sits next to her Mother and Father. While they don't look happy; they look like things are getting better.
Miles and Pierre Chang are dressed in science outfits. Looks like they work together as dharma scientists.
Locke and Anthony Cooper talk about their hunting trip. Sawyer walks up to Cooper, hugs him, and says I forgive you. Locke isn't even in a wheel chair.
Michael, his wife, and Walt are having a gnarly time.
Hurley, Libby and their two children Claire and Charlie have had a wonderful vacation.
Sayid looks around at this happieness, and turns with a smile as if to find Nadia. But it is not Nadia, next to him... It is Omar, his brother.
Omar says "In Allah we trust brother..."
A cold look goes over Sayid's face. He walks up to the cockpit, opens the door, and stabs Frank Lapedus and co pilot Matt Parkman. Omar comes in and they start to fly the plane.
As Frank Lapedus dies, a voiceover says "I was supposed to fly that plane."
Ajira 316, flies into the World Trade Center.
Fade to black.
Later Illana, Richard Alpert, and Desmond stand over the rubble of the World Trade Center.
Illana picks up some ash and puts it into her bag.
"Do you think it will work?" she says.
"It has to," says Desmond, "or else they won and we..."
LOST
Friday, April 2, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Air China Flight CA982
bags are packed and im almost out the door, but not before i predict what i think is in store.
On the next episode we find out that what widmore has in the cabin room is neither desmond or penny but is in fact sun and jins child. widmore is trying to use the kid to get sun and jin to be on his side. sun is pissed, jin says, hey lets just make another baby, wha chicka wha wha. there will be a lot of guessing as to who the proper kwon is but it wont be revealed yet but widmore is looking more and more like an agent of the man in black and we havent seen the last of the asian sensations. meanwhile locke and jacob are going to touch dicks. first one to commit a boner loses the island.
Episode after that we find out desmond has traveled back in time and is the father of jacob and smokey the bear. no actually he died when ben shot him before going back to the island. sorry, but the present world is a terrible place, thats why everyones here and fighting the rain cloud, so that in the parallel world desmond is the captain of a world cup boat racing team and looks incredibly handsome with the wind through his hair and penny is there and she just glows and their son charlie is a musical vituoso. if only he and david sheppard could meet and start a rock band...
...jin and suns daughter will play keys, aaron will sing and theyll call themselves The Magnetic Fields and sing songs about heart break and the lower east side.
EVERYONE LOVES HUGO!
hurley gets to play santa claus and dole out powers to all the good guys who are about to start the big battle:
Jack gains the ability to heal everyone he touches but also dish out the pain with his fists of fury.
Frank grows wings and can now fly. Drunk.
Ben can morph into any animal and gain their abilities.
Illiana gets a sword that can bend time and stab you in the back when you thought it was coming straight at you. But she will never use it, or be important at all.
Richard can freeze people in place like Prof. X
And Sun and Jin learn that they can go super sayan and then merge into Jinswon.
That or a bunch of ghosts are going to show up and tell a lot of stories to distract hurley while they drink all of his ecto cooler.
Who's the last recruit going to be? Why its daniel faraday! jacob says "what? i didnt pick you, what are you doing here?" DF "you didnt pick me, but i picked you. i know its been a long time but remember, youre just a man. a man i picked to be the first person to watch over this mini universe i created. oh and the smoke monster, hes just the living representation of the evil thoughts and plans i could have to use my mastery of the physical world and control everything. but im a scientist, i like to observe, not control. Thats why Im having there be 3 more episodes to play out even though I just wrapped up everything."
Then ill be back in time to see Jack become the candidate we always knew he would be. And sawyer and ben are going to die saving the island. and hugo is going to become the island.
Now its time for me to fly in a plane over the south pacific. Heres hoping it crashes on an island. See you in another life brother[s and sisters].
Love,
James
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Newhart
The final episode ends with all the remaining Losties getting on a plane to leave the island. Suddenly the smoke monster comes streaming in through all of the vents, filling the cabin and the screen goes black.
Then a light is turned on, and viewers see Charlie Salinger in bed, saying, "Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had." Kirsten (Paula Devicq, Charlie's wife from Party of Five) turns on the light and rolls over to speak with him. The bedroom is a recreation from Party of Five, and — in a parody of a 1980s television vogue — the entire Lost series (and presumably Jack Shephard's entire existence) is revealed to have been nothing more than a dream in the mind of Matthew Fox's 1990s character. Charlie tells Kirsten that in the dream, he lived in a weird uncharted island surrounded by strange people: a beautiful escaped convict, an angry con man, a crippled hunter, a heroin-addicted rock star, and a group of Others trying to kill them all and prevent them from getting off the island.
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Then a light is turned on, and viewers see Charlie Salinger in bed, saying, "Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had." Kirsten (Paula Devicq, Charlie's wife from Party of Five) turns on the light and rolls over to speak with him. The bedroom is a recreation from Party of Five, and — in a parody of a 1980s television vogue — the entire Lost series (and presumably Jack Shephard's entire existence) is revealed to have been nothing more than a dream in the mind of Matthew Fox's 1990s character. Charlie tells Kirsten that in the dream, he lived in a weird uncharted island surrounded by strange people: a beautiful escaped convict, an angry con man, a crippled hunter, a heroin-addicted rock star, and a group of Others trying to kill them all and prevent them from getting off the island.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
The Beatles
Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Penny is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Penny - girl I like your face
And Penny says this as she takes him by the hand
Obladi oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on
Obladi Oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolly to the jewellers stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Penny waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing
In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume
Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Penny stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume
Happy ever after in the market place
Penny lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
And if you want some fun - take Obladiblada.
Penny is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Penny - girl I like your face
And Penny says this as she takes him by the hand
Obladi oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on
Obladi Oblada life goes on brotha
Lala how the life goes on
Desmond takes a trolly to the jewellers stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Penny waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing
In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume
Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Penny stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Penny Hume
Happy ever after in the market place
Penny lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band
And if you want some fun - take Obladiblada.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
science
Jacob is telling Jack everything.
And I mean everything.
Jack is crying a lot, but not enough to explain the amount of water starting to pour down onto Jacob. Jacob: "That's strange, it isn't time to rain yet..."
A massive tsunami engulfs the entire island. The Black Rock? Washed away. Mikhail's cows? Swimming for their lives. Hurley is surfing on one of the wings of Yemi's plane. The cold water wakes Nikki and Paulo up. They start fighting about diamonds. Come on guys, this isn't the time or the place. The island starts rapidly/randomly moving through time. The times get all mixed up. Mr. Eko is fighting a young Charles Widmore. That's how messed up everything is. The last flash leaves our Losties trying to stay afloat when they look up and see the STATUE. But this is not the statue they have seen before. It is a statue of Daniel Faraday.
Jack: "Oh, Faraday's here?"
We zoom out to a wide shot of all the characters who have ever been on lost swimming. From Dave to Charlie to DJ Qualls to Ms. Klugh.
We zoom out wider to see the entire island. Mostly covered in water. Frank Lapidus is in a helicopter hovering above the carnage. "If I wanted to take a bath I would have grabbed my rubber ducky."
We zoom out wider still. We can now see a giant hand coming down and covering the entire island and the ocean surrounding it. Only it isn't a giant hand. It is a normal sized hand.
Zoom out one more time and Daniel Faraday is picking up a petri dish. "Another failed island experiment......Or was it?" He looks into the camera.
L O S T
And I mean everything.
Jack is crying a lot, but not enough to explain the amount of water starting to pour down onto Jacob. Jacob: "That's strange, it isn't time to rain yet..."
A massive tsunami engulfs the entire island. The Black Rock? Washed away. Mikhail's cows? Swimming for their lives. Hurley is surfing on one of the wings of Yemi's plane. The cold water wakes Nikki and Paulo up. They start fighting about diamonds. Come on guys, this isn't the time or the place. The island starts rapidly/randomly moving through time. The times get all mixed up. Mr. Eko is fighting a young Charles Widmore. That's how messed up everything is. The last flash leaves our Losties trying to stay afloat when they look up and see the STATUE. But this is not the statue they have seen before. It is a statue of Daniel Faraday.
Jack: "Oh, Faraday's here?"
We zoom out to a wide shot of all the characters who have ever been on lost swimming. From Dave to Charlie to DJ Qualls to Ms. Klugh.
We zoom out wider to see the entire island. Mostly covered in water. Frank Lapidus is in a helicopter hovering above the carnage. "If I wanted to take a bath I would have grabbed my rubber ducky."
We zoom out wider still. We can now see a giant hand coming down and covering the entire island and the ocean surrounding it. Only it isn't a giant hand. It is a normal sized hand.
Zoom out one more time and Daniel Faraday is picking up a petri dish. "Another failed island experiment......Or was it?" He looks into the camera.
L O S T
Friday, March 12, 2010
Oh man, you guys are not going to BELIEVE the way this show ends. I never saw it coming. Okay. Okay.
So.
It is the jungle. So many guns. One of them goes off, totally on it's own, and hits Juliet in the forehead - but she doesn't die. Is Juliet immortal?
Suddenly, we are in the past - or are we? In any case, Desmond, Ben and Jin are playing miniature golf in Florida right outside University of Tampa campus. Neither Ben nor Desmond know it, but Jin is cheating. Ben and Desmond cannot believe she is so good at mini golf, and they both say "I thought WE were the ones who where supposed to be good at putting stuff in holes, right!?!?" Then they kiss.
Flash forward (or back) to Juliet. Her head is bleeding a lot, but she doesn't seem to mind. In fact, she cuts it off and puts on one of the heads she has hanging from her belt loop - Jin's head, in fact. It is a perfect fit. Juliet sees a figure in the distance - Richard Albert? yup. He and Frank Lapidus are walking toward her carrying a LOT of lion meat - what are they doing so far from the laboratory? Who knows, but thank god they are here, she is very hungry. Little does she know, they are, too. Juliet eats a lot of the lion meat without saying thank you, then Frank cuts off her hands and feeds them to Richard. Juliet says "why!?" through Jin's mouth, and dies this time. Richard says "it was your fate."
All of a sudden, it is the past for sure now. Sayid and Jack are cutting gym class so they can play gin rumy and take shots under the bleachers of the football field. They are children. Sayid says "I am moving away", and Jack says "Fuck you, you are my best friend." They don't kiss, but they want to, but not in a gay way. Sayid says "Forgive me". Then he punches Jack in the face and tries to run away, but he runs right into Rose, who followed them out there to see if she could nab some of that tasty drink. She saw what happened and is going to tell on Sayid. He promises never to punch Jack in the face again. Jack, meanwhile, stuffed a lot of thistles down Sayid's pants, so when he sits down, ouch! Jack runs away and finds Ana Lucia so they can make out at the lockers.
Flash forward to Ana Lucia making out with Walt. So many guns. One goes off and hits a tree next to Walt, he pretends to be wounded, Ana Lucia starts to cry and panic and while she is flustered, Walt takes a hunting knife and rips out her internal organs. She dies in his arms, and he is crying so much. Jacob walks out from behind a tree and says "Well done." What the fuck, Jacob!?!
Jacob and Walt walk over to the beach and sit down to take in the view post kill. They talk about what kind of men they are. They don't know that Claire and Keamy are behind them. Claire comes over to Jacob and asks him for a cigarette. He laughs and says, are you kidding me? Claire is like, no I am NOT kidding, and lights his hair on fire because she now has magic hands. Keamy just watches and laughs and occasionally kicks some sand in Walt's eyes. Walt is too scared to do anything. Finally, Jacob burns to death, and Walt is forced by Claire to take his body to The Smoke Monster. The Smoke Monster eats Jacob's toasted body, then eats Walt, then eats Keamy, then tries to eat Claire, but she has magic hands until sun down, so she is safe until then.
Whoa, where did Sun come from!? I dunno, but he brought Charlie! They and Claire go banana picking, then they want to find out where they can get some lion meat. Whoa, oh my god, they stumble upon the lion meat and Juliet/Jin. How did this happen? Regardless, they eat the lion meat and try and salvage some of Juliet's clothes s they can make ruck sacks with them. While they are stitching their sacks, Eko and Hurly waltz up and scare them. Those goofballs! What have they been doing all day? Eating fish, of course. But they always have room for some lion meat. Out of nowhere, guns are heard. A bullet goes through Charlie's tummy.
The PAST! Michael and Hurly and Sawyer just finished the LSATs. They hop in the car, give Vincent a pat, and off they go to the gentlemen's club to celebrate! On the way, Michael tells the guys he is getting married. They saw it coming! Shannon is going to be one lucky lady! Cut to, Shannon in her wedding gown. It is the day of the ceremony. Hurly and Sawyer are there- but where is Michael? Making out with Kate in the hallway in front of Shannon's mom. Really good timing, asshole. The wedding is OFF!
We are in the car with Kate as she drives past the five and dime and stops finally at a rusty old out house in middle of nowhere. She walks over and gives it three knocks. A voice says, come iiiinnnn! Daniel Faraday! Oh my god!? It was you all this time!?!?! They kiss.
The jungle! Kate and Mikhail are roping wild boars. Kate smells something familiar. Daniel Faraday walks up behind her and picks her up from the crotch - is he going to toss her or something? No, they just always had this joke; whoa, Kate is so light that Daniel can pick her up by the crotch, and Daniel is so strong, whoa, they are a couple - that is from the past, but you can see it in their eyes. They want to kiss, but Mikhail needs help, this one wild boar is really hard to rope. Daniel says he will be back after dusk after he has killed Claire. Kate asks, where is Jack? Daniel says - forget about him, he has beans for brains.
Sawyer and Bernard are being very still. They see what they believe is a horrible supernatural thing happening. Basically, Locke and Boone have met up, eaten sandwiches, played a game of chess, and are now trying to merge their bodies together to create one person. They finally do, and that person is Boone-Locke. Boone-Locke looks up and sees Sawyer and Bernard. Hello, gentlemen, he says. Sawyer is like, WHY did you DO this!?!? Now we will NEVER know what we were supposed to individually do with our lives, because you guys fucking merged yourselves! Boone-Locke says, Exactly - you are not supposed to know.
ALL OF A SUDDEN DANIEL FARADAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO JACK AND HE IS RIPPING OUT JACK'S EYES AND THEN JACK IS RIPPING OFF DANIEL FARADAY'S JAW! THE SMOKE MONSTER MAKES THE SUN GO DOWN EARLY AND RIPS UP CLAIRES BODY, INFECTS IT WITH POISON, AND MAKES EVERY EAT IT. SAWYER, BOONE-LOCKE, KATE AND JAW-LESS DANIEL FARADAY SURVIVE. SAWYER LOOKS AT KATE AND PUNCHES HER TUMMY, SHE DIES OF INTERNAL BLEEDING - HE JUST DID IT BECAUSE HE WAS SO FED UP WITH HER. DANIEL FARADAY GIVES HIS LOWER JAW TO BOONE-LOCKE. SAWYER WALKS INTO THE OCEAN AND NEVER COMES BACK, HE DEFINITELY DROWNS. BOONE-LOCKE LOOK AT THE SMOKE MONSTER AND THE SMOKE MONSTER TELLS BOONE-LOCKE THAT IT IS ACTUALLY EVERYONE'S DEAD CHILDHOOD SOUL COMING BACK TO REPRIMAND THEM FOR FUCKING UP ALL OF THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS. it lets boone-locke go, because it doesn't care about merged folk.
Boone-Locke makes a run for it and get in a helicopter he sees. The helicopter crashes on another island. Whaaaat?...
The End.
So.
It is the jungle. So many guns. One of them goes off, totally on it's own, and hits Juliet in the forehead - but she doesn't die. Is Juliet immortal?
Suddenly, we are in the past - or are we? In any case, Desmond, Ben and Jin are playing miniature golf in Florida right outside University of Tampa campus. Neither Ben nor Desmond know it, but Jin is cheating. Ben and Desmond cannot believe she is so good at mini golf, and they both say "I thought WE were the ones who where supposed to be good at putting stuff in holes, right!?!?" Then they kiss.
Flash forward (or back) to Juliet. Her head is bleeding a lot, but she doesn't seem to mind. In fact, she cuts it off and puts on one of the heads she has hanging from her belt loop - Jin's head, in fact. It is a perfect fit. Juliet sees a figure in the distance - Richard Albert? yup. He and Frank Lapidus are walking toward her carrying a LOT of lion meat - what are they doing so far from the laboratory? Who knows, but thank god they are here, she is very hungry. Little does she know, they are, too. Juliet eats a lot of the lion meat without saying thank you, then Frank cuts off her hands and feeds them to Richard. Juliet says "why!?" through Jin's mouth, and dies this time. Richard says "it was your fate."
All of a sudden, it is the past for sure now. Sayid and Jack are cutting gym class so they can play gin rumy and take shots under the bleachers of the football field. They are children. Sayid says "I am moving away", and Jack says "Fuck you, you are my best friend." They don't kiss, but they want to, but not in a gay way. Sayid says "Forgive me". Then he punches Jack in the face and tries to run away, but he runs right into Rose, who followed them out there to see if she could nab some of that tasty drink. She saw what happened and is going to tell on Sayid. He promises never to punch Jack in the face again. Jack, meanwhile, stuffed a lot of thistles down Sayid's pants, so when he sits down, ouch! Jack runs away and finds Ana Lucia so they can make out at the lockers.
Flash forward to Ana Lucia making out with Walt. So many guns. One goes off and hits a tree next to Walt, he pretends to be wounded, Ana Lucia starts to cry and panic and while she is flustered, Walt takes a hunting knife and rips out her internal organs. She dies in his arms, and he is crying so much. Jacob walks out from behind a tree and says "Well done." What the fuck, Jacob!?!
Jacob and Walt walk over to the beach and sit down to take in the view post kill. They talk about what kind of men they are. They don't know that Claire and Keamy are behind them. Claire comes over to Jacob and asks him for a cigarette. He laughs and says, are you kidding me? Claire is like, no I am NOT kidding, and lights his hair on fire because she now has magic hands. Keamy just watches and laughs and occasionally kicks some sand in Walt's eyes. Walt is too scared to do anything. Finally, Jacob burns to death, and Walt is forced by Claire to take his body to The Smoke Monster. The Smoke Monster eats Jacob's toasted body, then eats Walt, then eats Keamy, then tries to eat Claire, but she has magic hands until sun down, so she is safe until then.
Whoa, where did Sun come from!? I dunno, but he brought Charlie! They and Claire go banana picking, then they want to find out where they can get some lion meat. Whoa, oh my god, they stumble upon the lion meat and Juliet/Jin. How did this happen? Regardless, they eat the lion meat and try and salvage some of Juliet's clothes s they can make ruck sacks with them. While they are stitching their sacks, Eko and Hurly waltz up and scare them. Those goofballs! What have they been doing all day? Eating fish, of course. But they always have room for some lion meat. Out of nowhere, guns are heard. A bullet goes through Charlie's tummy.
The PAST! Michael and Hurly and Sawyer just finished the LSATs. They hop in the car, give Vincent a pat, and off they go to the gentlemen's club to celebrate! On the way, Michael tells the guys he is getting married. They saw it coming! Shannon is going to be one lucky lady! Cut to, Shannon in her wedding gown. It is the day of the ceremony. Hurly and Sawyer are there- but where is Michael? Making out with Kate in the hallway in front of Shannon's mom. Really good timing, asshole. The wedding is OFF!
We are in the car with Kate as she drives past the five and dime and stops finally at a rusty old out house in middle of nowhere. She walks over and gives it three knocks. A voice says, come iiiinnnn! Daniel Faraday! Oh my god!? It was you all this time!?!?! They kiss.
The jungle! Kate and Mikhail are roping wild boars. Kate smells something familiar. Daniel Faraday walks up behind her and picks her up from the crotch - is he going to toss her or something? No, they just always had this joke; whoa, Kate is so light that Daniel can pick her up by the crotch, and Daniel is so strong, whoa, they are a couple - that is from the past, but you can see it in their eyes. They want to kiss, but Mikhail needs help, this one wild boar is really hard to rope. Daniel says he will be back after dusk after he has killed Claire. Kate asks, where is Jack? Daniel says - forget about him, he has beans for brains.
Sawyer and Bernard are being very still. They see what they believe is a horrible supernatural thing happening. Basically, Locke and Boone have met up, eaten sandwiches, played a game of chess, and are now trying to merge their bodies together to create one person. They finally do, and that person is Boone-Locke. Boone-Locke looks up and sees Sawyer and Bernard. Hello, gentlemen, he says. Sawyer is like, WHY did you DO this!?!? Now we will NEVER know what we were supposed to individually do with our lives, because you guys fucking merged yourselves! Boone-Locke says, Exactly - you are not supposed to know.
ALL OF A SUDDEN DANIEL FARADAY IS RIGHT NEXT TO JACK AND HE IS RIPPING OUT JACK'S EYES AND THEN JACK IS RIPPING OFF DANIEL FARADAY'S JAW! THE SMOKE MONSTER MAKES THE SUN GO DOWN EARLY AND RIPS UP CLAIRES BODY, INFECTS IT WITH POISON, AND MAKES EVERY EAT IT. SAWYER, BOONE-LOCKE, KATE AND JAW-LESS DANIEL FARADAY SURVIVE. SAWYER LOOKS AT KATE AND PUNCHES HER TUMMY, SHE DIES OF INTERNAL BLEEDING - HE JUST DID IT BECAUSE HE WAS SO FED UP WITH HER. DANIEL FARADAY GIVES HIS LOWER JAW TO BOONE-LOCKE. SAWYER WALKS INTO THE OCEAN AND NEVER COMES BACK, HE DEFINITELY DROWNS. BOONE-LOCKE LOOK AT THE SMOKE MONSTER AND THE SMOKE MONSTER TELLS BOONE-LOCKE THAT IT IS ACTUALLY EVERYONE'S DEAD CHILDHOOD SOUL COMING BACK TO REPRIMAND THEM FOR FUCKING UP ALL OF THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS. it lets boone-locke go, because it doesn't care about merged folk.
Boone-Locke makes a run for it and get in a helicopter he sees. The helicopter crashes on another island. Whaaaat?...
The End.
TIME
"Land ho!" yells Magnus Hanso from the deck of the Black Rock. The poop deck, that is. "Richard, my trustworthy first mate, what shall we name this island?"
"How about Captain Richard Alpert's awesome island?" replies Richard Alpert as he stabs Magnus Hanso. "You'll never get away with this, Alpert."
"Oh but I already have. I am your captain now!"
Suddenly the Black Rock begins to shake and come alive. Chains grab Richard Alpert and the ship launches into the air. Landing on the island. Everyone is dead except Richard.
"Why did this happen to me?" Richard questions his life and tries to escape the chains to no avail. Just as he has run out of strength, Vincent the dog runs out of the jungle.
"The dog. Go get help, boy. Go get him."
"Bark bark bark." Vincent runs off into the jungle leaving Richard alone for an extended period of time. Hours? Days? Years? Who knows?
Richard has a beard now from being tied up for so long. "Time is my enemy and I must tame it." He hears someone in the jungle. "Hello? Are you him?" "Aye, brotha." Says Desmond Hume as he emerges from the jungle. "I hear you've got a little problem with time, brotha."
"Yes, can you help me?"
"Aye."
Desmond explains everything. "Jacob is actually Father Time. A physical manifestation of the concept of linear time. We must destroy him once and for all to free ourselfs from this cage of temporal entropy."
"But Jacob is already dead. How can we destroy him any more than that?"
"Jacob is only dead in this reality. We must destroy him on a quantum level."
Desmond, Richard, and Vincent then spend 6 more seasons jumping into different parallel universes. It's awesome.
"How about Captain Richard Alpert's awesome island?" replies Richard Alpert as he stabs Magnus Hanso. "You'll never get away with this, Alpert."
"Oh but I already have. I am your captain now!"
Suddenly the Black Rock begins to shake and come alive. Chains grab Richard Alpert and the ship launches into the air. Landing on the island. Everyone is dead except Richard.
"Why did this happen to me?" Richard questions his life and tries to escape the chains to no avail. Just as he has run out of strength, Vincent the dog runs out of the jungle.
"The dog. Go get help, boy. Go get him."
"Bark bark bark." Vincent runs off into the jungle leaving Richard alone for an extended period of time. Hours? Days? Years? Who knows?
Richard has a beard now from being tied up for so long. "Time is my enemy and I must tame it." He hears someone in the jungle. "Hello? Are you him?" "Aye, brotha." Says Desmond Hume as he emerges from the jungle. "I hear you've got a little problem with time, brotha."
"Yes, can you help me?"
"Aye."
Desmond explains everything. "Jacob is actually Father Time. A physical manifestation of the concept of linear time. We must destroy him once and for all to free ourselfs from this cage of temporal entropy."
"But Jacob is already dead. How can we destroy him any more than that?"
"Jacob is only dead in this reality. We must destroy him on a quantum level."
Desmond, Richard, and Vincent then spend 6 more seasons jumping into different parallel universes. It's awesome.
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