bags are packed and im almost out the door, but not before i predict what i think is in store.
On the next episode we find out that what widmore has in the cabin room is neither desmond or penny but is in fact sun and jins child. widmore is trying to use the kid to get sun and jin to be on his side. sun is pissed, jin says, hey lets just make another baby, wha chicka wha wha. there will be a lot of guessing as to who the proper kwon is but it wont be revealed yet but widmore is looking more and more like an agent of the man in black and we havent seen the last of the asian sensations. meanwhile locke and jacob are going to touch dicks. first one to commit a boner loses the island.
Episode after that we find out desmond has traveled back in time and is the father of jacob and smokey the bear. no actually he died when ben shot him before going back to the island. sorry, but the present world is a terrible place, thats why everyones here and fighting the rain cloud, so that in the parallel world desmond is the captain of a world cup boat racing team and looks incredibly handsome with the wind through his hair and penny is there and she just glows and their son charlie is a musical vituoso. if only he and david sheppard could meet and start a rock band...
...jin and suns daughter will play keys, aaron will sing and theyll call themselves The Magnetic Fields and sing songs about heart break and the lower east side.
EVERYONE LOVES HUGO!
hurley gets to play santa claus and dole out powers to all the good guys who are about to start the big battle:
Jack gains the ability to heal everyone he touches but also dish out the pain with his fists of fury.
Frank grows wings and can now fly. Drunk.
Ben can morph into any animal and gain their abilities.
Illiana gets a sword that can bend time and stab you in the back when you thought it was coming straight at you. But she will never use it, or be important at all.
Richard can freeze people in place like Prof. X
And Sun and Jin learn that they can go super sayan and then merge into Jinswon.
That or a bunch of ghosts are going to show up and tell a lot of stories to distract hurley while they drink all of his ecto cooler.
Who's the last recruit going to be? Why its daniel faraday! jacob says "what? i didnt pick you, what are you doing here?" DF "you didnt pick me, but i picked you. i know its been a long time but remember, youre just a man. a man i picked to be the first person to watch over this mini universe i created. oh and the smoke monster, hes just the living representation of the evil thoughts and plans i could have to use my mastery of the physical world and control everything. but im a scientist, i like to observe, not control. Thats why Im having there be 3 more episodes to play out even though I just wrapped up everything."
Then ill be back in time to see Jack become the candidate we always knew he would be. And sawyer and ben are going to die saving the island. and hugo is going to become the island.
Now its time for me to fly in a plane over the south pacific. Heres hoping it crashes on an island. See you in another life brother[s and sisters].
Love,
James
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