Friday, March 5, 2010

POST MODERN

Hurley, Sawyer, Miles, and Desmond are cruising around the island in a Dharma van listening to a mixtape featuring the following tracklist:

1. "You All Everybody" - Driveshaft
2. "Make Your Own Kind of Music" - Mama Cass
3. "Downtown" - Petula Clark
4. "Wonderwall" - Oasis
5. "Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-n-Effect
6. "Carrie Anne" - The Hollies
7. "Good Vibrations" - The Beach Boys
8. "Search & Destroy" - The Stooges
9. "Catch a Falling Star" - Perry Como

Sawyer and Desmond are drunk in the back on Dharma Rum. Sawyer from the back of the van yells out "Hey, John Cusack, this mixtape ain't half bad." Hurley is really stoned and says "Thanks man, I made it for Libby." Miles is driving. Miles turns to Hurley and asks "So what do we do now that this whole Jacob thing is finally over?" "I dunno, dude. But I'm pretty stoked we found that blast door map. And even more stoked that every time it said 'Cerberus' it actually meant 'Cannabis'. Far out, right?" Miles says "Yeah totally, hey pass that over here."

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurley says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it, brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurley says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it, brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

Just then they hit a bump in the road and the glove compartment pops open. Out falls the script to LOST. Hurely says "Dude, what?" Desmond replies "Well don't just sit there looking at it brother. Read the bloody thing."

Hurley opens to the end of the script. It says:

AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON.

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